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Welcome all to Ratna Suzanna Maid Agency !

欢迎你到来热那苏真娜女佣服务中心！

We assure that you will find the person you need in a

single click.

We have many training centres spanning across

Asia , Europe and the Americas.

These are the services we cater:

- Housekeeping

- Domestic Helper

- Wedding Planner

- Consultant

- Childcare service

- Contractor

- Food Caterer

WE are a whole-rounded agency which focuses on

bringing the best to you , our valued customer. Still ,

our main aim is to provide domestic service to your

doorstep.

Our maids are very well trained and disciplined in the

following approved courses:

- Cook asian dishes

- Do spring cleaning

- Poison children

- Snatch husbands

- Make lousy wives jealous

- Proficient in mass murder

- Steal cash

- Hacking into bank accounts

- Mixing dangerous chemicals

- Mop floor

- Clean wall

- Clean toilet

- Iron clothes

- Watch TV

- Download illegal dvds

- Smuggle drugs

- Sneak out of house without permission

- Trick other people of their money

- Blogging

- Use gun and bomb

- Use knive

- Use cutlery

- Scare your children

- Molest your children

- Spend a lot of money

- Use sniper

Thorugh these courses , our workers will learn to

provide the most satisfying experience and help you lay

back and relax after a hard day at work without having

to raise a finger to do the chores.

We charge very cheaply to cater to the majority. Our

prices are as follows:







* - excludes GST 29% charge

** - excludes GST 78% charge

Here are the charges for Housekeeping:

Service Charge(per hour)

Mop floor $0.10

Clean wall $30

Special Service* $200

Clean whole house $1278

Clean toilet $12

*-only available on weekdays and Friday

If water is being used , 23% GST will be charged to you , on top of 10% walking, bus charge and total cost.

Cost of other services will be included on a later date.

TO CONTACT US , EMAIL ratna_suzanna_maid_agency@yahoo.com.sg

OR CALL 1800-934-2567

OR FAX 67893456

WE ARE OPEN DAILY FROM 3 AM TO 12 PM.

DO NOT CALL AT THIS TIME AS WE ARE SLEEPING

EXTRA WARNING , our maids may:

May take yr children AWAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May sleep with your husband

Might sleep with yr child

play yr com /xbox/ps3 etc. without permission

steal your money

have secret affair and get pregnant

steal your CHILDREN's money

Kill your WHOLE FAMILY in sleep

Do a crap job at cleaning the house

Steal your children AGAIN

Have an affair with your husband AGAIN

Cook food that tastes worse than vomit

Throw acid at you

Threaten you with knives

Pregnant with YOUR child

Reports you for abuse

Sues you for everything you got

becomes a worker at a brothel

gets into legal issues for rejecting a customer

take yr mp3 and keep it away secretly listening to it

Cheat other maids of their money

Sunbathe naked and YOU get the complaints

goes shopping on orchard road and makes huge taxes

lazes around while you are not home

poisons yr baby with melamine-infected milk

passes h1n1 to yr family(and with mask)

RATNA SUZANNA MAID AGENCY PTE. LTD IS NOT RESPONSINLE FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED ACTS. PLEASE APPROACH THE AUTHORITIES FOR PROPER ACTIONS.

THANK YOU

Locate us at : 12 Bukit Timah Road,
Beauty World Shopping Center #05-12,
Singapore 698045